YAOI STARSIGNS
The signs as yaoi manga!
*Not to be taken seriously!*
Aries
♈
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Taurus
♉
Apr 20 - May 20
Gemini
♊
May 21 - Jun 20
Cancer
♋
Jun 21 - Jul 22
Leo
♌
Jul 23 - Aug 22
Virgo
♍
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Libra
♎
Sep 23 - Oct 22
Scorpio
♏
Oct 23 - Nov 21
Sagittarius
♐
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Capricorn
♑
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Aquarius
♒
Jan 20 - Feb 18
Pisces
♓
Feb 19 - Mar 20
Aries ♈
Aries is the first of the zodiac signs and therefore likes to take charge. They're energetic and full of life! Aries is the sign of the ram, which can be used as a euphemism for "thrust hard". Plus, you know what kind of relationship certain countries have with sheep, right? Baa ram yew.
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Taurus ♉
Despite the fact that Taurus is a bull, they're surprisngly calm and peaceful. No need to worry about your fine china! They're stubborn, of course, but they work hard and play harder. Taurus delights in material and physical pleasures, especially material objects that give you pleasure...
Gemini ♊
Twins. Need I say more? Geminis don't like to be alone and are drawn to other people, even when society says they shouldn't be. They're fun, outgoing, and very, very versatile. They want to experience everything, even when society says they shouldn't, but I say go for it! Bromance ftw!
Cancer ♋
Beneath Cancer the crab's hard shell is something else equally as hard. Their sign is a 69 though, so it's only to be expected that they'd constantly be in a state of arousal. Cancer is all about home and family, and its mutated cells make it great for having ass-babies! ...Wait, what?
Leo ♌
Leo the lion is a beast. Dominant, loud and self-assured, both in and out of the bedroom. They come out to have a good time and don't take kindly to being attacked. Leo is the king, especially since he finally got an Oscar. Wait, wrong Leo. Also, lions can have sex up to 50 times a day. Fact.
Virgo ♍
People say that Virgo is a "maiden", but we all know it's really a virgin. They're cool, calm and collected, but can be quite calculating, too. They might have everyone fooled, thinking they're all conservative, but just wait until they show their true colors... "Virgin", my left butt-cheek!
Libra ♎
As a set of scales, Libra is the only sign that's an inanimate object. This doesn't mean they don't have feelings though, and Libra is actually very loving! Well, loving of beautiful things, anyway. The scales usually seem to tip that way... Libra makes sure that everyone gets a happy ending!
Scorpio ♏
Despite the fact that Scorpio is a scorpion, something dangerous and at times deadly, Scorpio is known as the sexy sign. They're passionate, assertive, and man do they have a killer behind. They're tough, but it's best not to provoke them lest you feel the full force of their sting!
Sagittarius ♐
Sagittarius the centuar, half-man, half-horse... I don't really need to spell it out, do I? Sometimes called "the archer", whenever this beast shoots, he scores. Sagittarius is always up for trying new things and doesn't shy away from adventure. But, they don't like being tied down...
Capricorn ♑
No matter how you look at it, goats aren't sexy. Capricorns are serious and stoic and don't let people get close. However, if you scratch the surface, you find a whole world of wonder that most people miss! Capricorns are so much more than they seem and seriously underrated.
Aquarius ♒
It bears noting that Aquarius is ruled by Uranus. They're very caring and sometimes give a lot to make others happy. When surrounded by other people, they often try to help them all. Aquarius is the "water carrier", and you better believe their water brings all the boys to the yard.
Pisces ♓
Pisces are romantic, mysterious, and live in a world of imagination. They're not great at taking the lead, but they can take pretty much anything else. Being fish, Pisces are well aware that life is better down where it's wetter. They don't even need to think about coming up for air!
