Renta! - Yaoi Starsigns

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The signs as yaoi manga!
*Not to be taken seriously!*

Aries

Aries

Aries is the first of the zodiac signs and therefore likes to take charge. They're energetic and full of life! Aries is the sign of the ram, which can be used as a euphemism for "thrust hard". Plus, you know what kind of relationship certain countries have with sheep, right? Baa ram yew.

Taurus

Taurus

Despite the fact that Taurus is a bull, they're surprisngly calm and peaceful. No need to worry about your fine china! They're stubborn, of course, but they work hard and play harder. Taurus delights in material and physical pleasures, especially material objects that give you pleasure...

Gemini

Gemini

Twins. Need I say more? Geminis don't like to be alone and are drawn to other people, even when society says they shouldn't be. They're fun, outgoing, and very, very versatile. They want to experience everything, even when society says they shouldn't, but I say go for it! Bromance ftw!

Cancer

Cancer

Beneath Cancer the crab's hard shell is something else equally as hard. Their sign is a 69 though, so it's only to be expected that they'd constantly be in a state of arousal. Cancer is all about home and family, and its mutated cells make it great for having ass-babies! ...Wait, what?

Leo

Leo

Leo the lion is a beast. Dominant, loud and self-assured, both in and out of the bedroom. They come out to have a good time and don't take kindly to being attacked. Leo is the king, especially since he finally got an Oscar. Wait, wrong Leo. Also, lions can have sex up to 50 times a day. Fact.

Virgo

Virgo

People say that Virgo is a "maiden", but we all know it's really a virgin. They're cool, calm and collected, but can be quite calculating, too. They might have everyone fooled, thinking they're all conservative, but just wait until they show their true colors... "Virgin", my left butt-cheek!

Libra

Libra

As a set of scales, Libra is the only sign that's an inanimate object. This doesn't mean they don't have feelings though, and Libra is actually very loving! Well, loving of beautiful things, anyway. The scales usually seem to tip that way... Libra makes sure that everyone gets a happy ending!

Scorpio

Scorpio

Despite the fact that Scorpio is a scorpion, something dangerous and at times deadly, Scorpio is known as the sexy sign. They're passionate, assertive, and man do they have a killer behind. They're tough, but it's best not to provoke them lest you feel the full force of their sting!

Sagittarius

Sagittarius

Sagittarius the centuar, half-man, half-horse... I don't really need to spell it out, do I? Sometimes called "the archer", whenever this beast shoots, he scores. Sagittarius is always up for trying new things and doesn't shy away from adventure. But, they don't like being tied down...

Capricorn

Capricorn

No matter how you look at it, goats aren't sexy. Capricorns are serious and stoic and don't let people get close. However, if you scratch the surface, you find a whole world of wonder that most people miss! Capricorns are so much more than they seem and seriously underrated.

Aquarius

Aquarius

It bears noting that Aquarius is ruled by Uranus. They're very caring and sometimes give a lot to make others happy. When surrounded by other people, they often try to help them all. Aquarius is the "water carrier", and you better believe their water brings all the boys to the yard.

Pisces

Pisces

Pisces are romantic, mysterious, and live in a world of imagination. They're not great at taking the lead, but they can take pretty much anything else. Being fish, Pisces are well aware that life is better down where it's wetter. They don't even need to think about coming up for air!

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