Fujoshi Fangirl Party 01 : PURE-HEARTED HUSTLER, FIRST-LOVE STYLE

Introduction Yao

Yao

The ultimate MC

Introduction Rina

Rina

Steeped in the world of yaoi since elementary school

Introduction Murata

Murata

Has no recollection of a pre-fujoshi self

Introduction Yoshino

Yoshino

Has an ability to sense fellow fujoshi in the air

Yao

Yao

Apparently our fruitful discussion was too fruitful last time, and our boss told us off since it was so long... This time we'll try to be more to the point! Bexy's busy with work today so unfortunately she can't join us (;A;) She's with us in spirit though! Let's start with the topic, then. How did you like it, Yoshino?

Yoshino

Yoshino

First off, the cover gave me very strong BLAC◯ BUT◯ER vibes. (Note: Bexy and Yoshino are a little too invested in certain demonic butlers)

Yao

Yao

I know, right!?

Yoshino

Yoshino

So I was really surprised when the black-haired guy turned out to be the bottom.

Yao

Yao

Ah... that means your soul hasn't been tainted yet. You're a Light Fujoshi.

Rina

Rina

A Light Fujoshi... ?

Yao

Yao

Yep. I'm a Dark Fujoshi so I immediately thought that Sin was going to top from the bottom.

Yoshino

Yoshino

Murata, are you a Dark Fujoshi as well?

Murata

Murata

Hmm. To be honest, rather than dark stories themselves, I like characters with twisted and tortured personalities *o*

Yoshino

Yoshino

I see...

Frontispiece

Yao

Yao

Huh. People who thought that Virtue was going to be the bottom, put your hands up!

Everyone

Everyone

(2 people in the room raise their hands)

Yao

Yao

Seems like there's an actual fight between the forces of light and darkness. What did you think, Murata?

Murata

Murata

I actually thought that Hasumi and Kenta were the main characters, so I was a little surprised. I didn't expect it to be about Virtue and Sin inside Kenta's heart!

Yao

Yao

It's supposed to be a personification story, after all. Although Kenta's love struggles are kind of cute, too.

Murata

Murata

Oh! Actually, in my opinion it wasn't personification.

Yao

Yao

What!? Then what did you think it was?

Murata

Murata

I guess like a... job of sorts?

Yao

Yao

That might be the case! It's a lot like a buddy cop show, too.

Rina

Rina

It's so funny that they had assessment meetings and targets. It's like an actual company!

Yao

Yao

I feel a little nauseous since I just finished my target assessment the other day...

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Murata

Murata

Also, I really couldn't care less about Kenta.

Yao

Yao

Seriously!?

Murata

Murata

He didn't seem like a main character... more like filler material.

Yao

Yao

Poor Kenta... Pat, pat T_T

Yoshino

Yoshino

At least it all gets wrapped up nicely so I think he deserves a cookie...

Rina

Rina

It'd be cool if there was a sequel showing what happened to Kenta and Hasumi after the main story ended.

Yoshino

Yoshino

I know how you feel!

Yao

Yao

Someone send a fan letter to the author! I wanna read the continuation... that doesn't exist.

Murata

Murata

I want a prequel as well! I need flashbacks from Virtue and Sin's past in my life!

Yao

Yao

Flashbacks are great. You know that book series about a certain wizarding school? Dark Fujoshi are the type to prefer the parents' generation... So naturally, I want to read the flashbacks. I bet Murata's craving a prequel, too!

Murata

Murata

Sorry, I'm actually only interested in learning the character's pasts when it's young love or a story that follows the characters as they grow...

Yao

Yao

Ah...

Everyone

Everyone

(LOL)

Murata

Murata

I'd like them to expand more on how Virtue used to be in the top rankings in everything until he was paired up with Sin.

Rina

Rina

And Sin totally had a one-sided crush on Virtue that goes way back!

Yao

Yao

Yes!! Like in this scene...

Rina

Rina

Exactly!

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Murata

Murata

Really!? I felt like Sin had a bit of a flirty streak to him and he just went with the flow...

Yao

Yao

Well, fujoshi tend to read into everything a bit too deeply and find a hidden layer in every story... It's in our blood!

Yoshino

Yoshino

I also just can't handle how bossy Sin is. It's so gooood. Don't you love how bossy he is in this scene? He's such an evil tease.

Murata

Murata

This gives me life. And also how Virtue finally snaps right there and then! That's so hot!

Yao

Yao

Even the way he snaps and "attacks" him is very, shall we say, virginal. They make such a great couple: a bossy, forward bottom and a clumsy top wrapped around his finger...

Rina

Rina

I really liked the different ways they reacted to getting pushed down. When Virtue was pushed on his back, he didn't even get red or anything, almost as if he had no idea what might be done to him next... but when Sin was pinned to the floor, he blushed and got very flustered.

Yao

Yao

I'm impressed you noticed all that... Let's see... You're right!

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Yoshino

Yoshino

I liked this scene, too. "Grant yourself lucky we can bareback without the risk!"... The power of that line knocked me off my feet!

Yao

Yao

Wait a second, you can't make that kind of comment unless you already know that barebacking comes with certain risks...

Murata

Murata

Do you mean those two might have been human at some point in the past?

Yao

Yao

I think we might be reading too deeply into things again. But if there was a spin-off about their past lives, I'd be on it in a heartbeat! Oops, I got distracted again. Please go ahead, Yoshino.

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Yoshino

Yoshino

My favorite scene? Another one I liked is this one. The little heart emoji...

Rina

Rina

He's protesting and complaining but the hearts make it look like he's enjoying the hell out of it. Well, he actually is.

Murata

Murata

Those hearts! What a life ruiner! This feels like poor Virtue's being abused... I want to give him a hug.

Yao

Yao

Although technically Sin's on the bottom, it's like he's fucking Virtue with his ass... As in, Virtue's the one getting it! Hehe.

Murata

Murata

Virtue's a true virgin! You can tell how inexperienced he is by the way he's moving... He doesn't know how to handle his big dick...

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Yoshino

Yoshino

Speaking of big dicks, I just remembered another scene that I enjoyed. That one! Usually when a guy is in that position, you can see his dick but here nothing's peeking through to greet us. So I thought, what if Sin actually has a small cock? Virtue, on the other hand, is very well-endowed. A virtuous big dick!

Yao

Yao

Wait a moment, it dawned on me just now! He might not necessarily have a small dick; maybe he's just not hard! I mean... as a man lives his life and his ass is more and more accomplished in the arts of pleasure, he learns how to have a dry orgasm. And when you have one, you apparently don't need to be hard! Which means that Sin's ass is indeed an accomplished and experienced one.

Yoshino

Yoshino

My guess is that he's long since lost the skill and will to have sex with a woman...

Murata

Murata

Well, these are all just our suspicions.

Yao

Yao

Oh my god... I just noticed something terrible... The recording stopped three seconds after we started talking! (Note: Since we get too excited and our memory cannot be trusted, Yao records everything we say for blackmail material... I mean, to write everything down properly)

Everyone

Everyone

(LMAO)

Yao

Yao

Okay, wait, I managed to switch it on again! Murata, we need the gist now!

Murata

Murata

Uh... I believe the keywords were, "big dicks", "heart emoji as life ruiners" and "barebacking without the risks"!!

Yao

Yao

Whoa, sounds horrible when you put it like that. We're just a bunch of pervs in the end... Plus only a bit of this was actually recorded... But the time is upon us! See you guys next time!

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